Which Came First: The Owl or the Owl Egg?

Owls are things. But there are many other things. Important things. Stupid things. People. Important  people. Brian. Etc.

Something that a lot of things have in common is that they are not an owl. This is a bond not easily broken, because things that aren’t an owl don’t turn into an owl. Well, except maybe owl eggs, some scientists have been known to say. Most philosophers disagree. It's anybody's guess at this point.

But I digress.

This blog is dedicated to all things not owls and providing necessary and sufficient evidence that they are, indeed, not an owl. I have provided several charts to reveal the content of this blog, in case the aforementioned purpose is not imminently evident: 

How this site works:

"Is it an owl?" "Yeah." "...Let's think of something else."

 

That pretty much sums it up. If you have any questions, return to the top of the page.